The prudent mariner understands that everyone, even on the Amtrak northeast regional, has a sunfish story.

The Prudent Mariner understands that suction is the key.

The prudent mariner never wears flip-flops to a bar with "Roadhouse" in the name.

The prudent mariner knows you have to shake it more than twice.

The prudent mariner keeps BT out of the fire.

The prudent mariner wears gloves when chopping spicy peppers in the galley.

The Prudent Mariner and the Flaming Lamborghini

The Prudent Mariner should always wear proper personal protective equipment when attacking a Class B (flammable liquids) fire.

When venturing ashore in snowy climes and traveling by sled, the Prudent Mariner avoids carrying his beer in glass bottles.

The Prudent Mariner does not Cave to Stupid British Political Correctness

The Prudent Mariner ensures that his shoelaces are tied prior to visiting the head; that way he doesn't have to stick his foot in the urinal to tie his shoe like the guy I just saw...