The Prudent Mariner maintains access to firefighting equipment at all times.

The Prudent Mariner finishes his cell phone conversation prior to dropping a deuce in a public restroom.

The Prudent Mariner, when asked by the giant idiot with the neck tattoo, moves.

The Prudent Mariner safeguards his health when venturing ashore by living in accordance with the following credo: When in doubt, keep it out... of your mouth.