The Prudent Mariner ALWAYS shrink-wraps his organ.

The Prudent Mariner docks his mini-destroyer inboard of his motor yacht.

The Prudent Mariner avoids cramming a ham down the toilet.

Also, The Prudent Mariner avoids plumbing the galley sink into the blackwater tank.

The Prudent Mariner always maintains an ample supply of beer, particularly when voyaging through Connecticut on a Sunday.

The Prudent Mariner avoids clearing a clogged galley sink with a plunger when the galley sink is plumbed into the blackwater tank.

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