The Prudent Mariner and the Flaming Lamborghini

The Prudent Mariner should always wear proper personal protective equipment when attacking a Class B (flammable liquids) fire.

When venturing ashore in snowy climes and traveling by sled, the Prudent Mariner avoids carrying his beer in glass bottles.

The Prudent Mariner does not Cave to Stupid British Political Correctness

The Prudent Mariner ensures that his shoelaces are tied prior to visiting the head; that way he doesn't have to stick his foot in the urinal to tie his shoe like the guy I just saw...

The Prudent Mariner maintains access to firefighting equipment at all times.

The Prudent Mariner finishes his cell phone conversation prior to dropping a deuce in a public restroom.

The Prudent Mariner, when asked by the giant idiot with the neck tattoo, moves.

The Prudent Mariner safeguards his health when venturing ashore by living in accordance with the following credo: When in doubt, keep it out... of your mouth.

The Prudent Mariner fuels his vessel prior to the advance of foul weather upon oil producing regions.

The Prudent Mariner has Mad Dance Skillz